Dirt. Sweat. Salt. Chafing. Blisters. Blood. Discomfort in places best left unspecified. And a few indignities we'd rather not discuss.

We're Grease Lord, and we're developing our first product for people who think suffering for fun is a perfectly reasonable way to spend a weekend.

RAW DEAL is an anti-chafe endurance spray designed to put the kibosh on illicit bodily friction like a zealous chaperone on prom night.

We're currently working through product development, manufacturing, and field testing. When we're satisfied the damn thing is ready, we'll take it to Kickstarter to fund our first production run.

Until then, get on the list.